Tuesday 29 October 2013

Photos: Lady Gaga performs completely naked at London show

Lady Gaga obviously has no limits. And with all that talentshe has she probably doesn't need this. She performed completely naked at a London gay club on Saturday night. She began her performance at G.A.Y in this long, white petticoat-style gown, and later took off her dress in front of the audience. She started with her clothes on...and decided it wasn't enough

Chris Brown granted bail, assault charge reduced from felony to Misdemeanour

Chris Brown catches another break! According to TMZ, he was released a few hours ago without bail and the assault charge has been reduced from a felony, which could have landed him in prison, to a misdemeanor. He's also required to stay 100 yards away from the man he allegedly punched in D.C yesterday. Chris, who has been in custody since the incident, had been ordered to take a drug test, but the judge vacated that order. His bodyguard's charge was also reduced to a misdemeanor.

Michael Jackson's doctor Conrad Murray released from prison

Late Michael Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, who was sentenced to four years in prison for involuntary manslaughter for causing the death of Michael Jackson with an overdose of the anesthetic Propofol, has been released from prison. According to reports Conrad Murray was released from the LA county jail at 12:01 am Monday morning October 28. Murray, who's medical license has been revoked, plans to apply to have his license reinstated.

Kanye West planning extravangant wedding with fight jets next year

Kim K's third wedding will be as extravagant as her second wedding if her fiance Kanye has his way. Kanye, in a radio interview yesterday withPower 106's morning radio show, hinted at an extravagant wedding to take place next summer. When asked for a hint about his upcoming wedding, Kanye said; "Two words: 'fighter jets'" He went further to explain "Kimknew I was eventually going to ask her to marry me. I just had to get that ring right. I worked with four different jewelers. Three rings were made and only one hit the ringer and that was Lorraine Schwartz's.'I actually changed the ring the night before. The ring was less than four hours old when I gave it to her.' "I wanted to marry that girl from the first time I saw her,' he said. 'Kim and I are the perfect balance.''I had to wait through a bunch of other relationships to finally get the chance"

Police officers involved in Badagry lynching get bail

According to new reports, the police officers indicted in the lynching of two innocent young men (Ifechukwudi Nwanikpor,25, and Kazeem Onayemi, 26) in Ajara, Badagry, have been granted bail. From Today's Telegraph The officers were arrested due to their alleged involvement in the mob action that led to the brutal killing of the two young men as captured by various video clips which later went viral on the internet. According to our source, Inspector Adefemi Ashogbon, Sergeant John Sanayon and seven other police officers were granted bail due to their deteriorating health in detention and were allowed to seek medical attention pending the outcome of the investigation and date of their trial. A video recording by some bystanders exposed Inspector Adefemi Ashogbon and Sergeant John Sanayon, who were attached to the Badagry Police station, at the scene of lynching while seven others police officers were detained for allegedly planting guns on the victims and labelling them armed robbers. Several calls were made to the Lagos state police spokesperson, Ngozi Braide, in a bid to ascertain the grant of bail. However, they went unanswered.

Monday 28 October 2013

US Senator Ted Cruz apologizes for offensive remark about Nigerians

US Republican Senator Ted Cruz told a rally that Nigerian email scammers have been hired to run the Obamacare website, a commentthat a lot of Nigerians found offensive. After being bombarded with several phone calls from Nigerians in Houston and all across the US, theoffice of Ted Cruz has issued a statement from the Senator apologizing for what he said. The full statement reads: It’s unfortunate that we’re living in a time where just about every joke can be misconstrued to cause offense to someone. To the good people of Nigeria - a beautiful nation where my wife lived briefly as the child of missionaries - no offense was intended. I am fully appreciative of the range of mutual economic and security interests that make Nigeria an important friend to the United States. And even to those few unscrupulous email scammers who were the subject of the joke, I apologize to you for the unfair comparison to the utterly dysfunctional Obamacare website.

Chris Brown arrested for felony assault

Chris Brown has got to take it easy before they lock him up for good. He was arrested this morning for felony assault after attacking a man outside a Washington DC hotel ... From TMZ Chris Brown was arrested in Washington D.C. this morning for felony assault after allegedly attacking a man outside a hotel ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... at around 4:30 AM Brown got into an argument with a man outside the W Hotel on K Street and allegedly punched him once in the face. We're told the alleged victim never threw a punch. The alleged victim tells TMZ ... he and a friend were hanging out at the W when they saw two woman about to take a picture with Brown. The victim -- who says he's not a Chris Brown fan -- says he and his buddy photo bombed the 2 woman and Chris went nuts, punching him in the face and breaking his nose. He went to the hospital and says he may need surgery as early as tomorrow.There's a different version of what happened. Find that after the cut... Law enforcement sources and the alleged victim tell TMZ ... before striking the man, Chris said, "I'm not into this gay s**t, I'm into boxing." After Chris punched the man, the fight was taken to the ground. Sources connected with Chris tell TMZ ... the alleged victim is full of BS. He was NOT trying to take a pic with Chris ... he was trying to get on Chris' tour bus, and Brown was simply trying to stop a trespass. The sources say before the incident the 2 girls tried to get on the bus but they were stopped, and that's when the victim and his friend made their move. Law enforcement sources say Chris did not appear to be under the influence of anything. Chris and his bodyguard -- who was also arrested -- will stay in jail today. Under DC law Brown can't get bail so he'll appear before a magistrate Monday, and until then he'll stay behind bars. The alleged victim tells TMZ he doesn't understand why Brown was "so homophobic" to hurl such a slur. And get this ... the victim says he would have accepted an apology at the scene, but now he will absolutely press charges -- and he's already hired a lawyer. Brown is still on probation in theRihannabeating case and this could be grounds for violating his probation -- which means he could be sentenced to prison for nearly 4 years ... worst case scenario for him.

Karrueche thrashes Chris Brown after arrest. Yup, they're broken up

Chris Brown's on-and-off again girlfriend Karrueche Tran trashed him on twitter today a few hours after it emerged that he'd been arrested for punching a man in D.C. Her reaction to the news came as a surprise to some people because their split, which happened recently, hadn't been made public. Chris and Karrueche had a falling out about a week ago after she asked to move into Chris' LA pad. A source claims Chris flipped over the request and accused Karrueche of not being 'grateful' for everything he already does for her, and for trying to push him too hard. Chris and Karrueche have since unfollowed each other on Twitter. Lol. Continue... "Karrueche basically wants to move back into Chris’ house and be there and lay some roots down. She’s wasn’t trying to suffocate him or have him on lock,” a source said. “In her mind, it was just a baby step, but Chris took it the wrong way. He got really mad and told her, ‘Why can’t you just be happy with what we got?’ and ‘Why you always trying to ask for more? I do all this sh!t and you’re not grateful.’” “He thinks she’s trying to use him. That made her cry and she was devastated that he would say some s--t like that and she left,” "Chris acts out and this is his way of dealing with his feelings with any girl who wants to get close. He’s not good with his emotions and he doesn’t know how to act." the source revealed. Chris and Karrueche have unfollowed each other on Twitter, and Chris kinda hinted he had broken up with her when he wrote on his twitter

Mysterious figures at Bayern Munich

A group of mysterious figures caused a stir in the crowd at Bayern Munich's clash with Hertha Berlin at the Allianz Arena on Saturday. The 11 unknown men, each dressed in black robes and sat in a line, were spotted making strange synchronised gestures during the league match, which Bayern won 3-2. Situated six rows from the pitch just beside the halfway line in the stand opposite the broadcasting gantry, the group was also seen by TV viewers all across the world. One fan, Torsten Schmidt, said: "It was very weird. They sat very still for a long time but then would hold their hands up together, or stand up in unison and then sit down again. Everyone near me was very confused. Some people laughed, some looked astonished. It was just very weird." A key feature of their clothing was a circular symbol on the chest of their robes. It clearly resembled the logo spotted at a series of linked unexplained event over the past week. Out of this world| Fans were puzzled by the circular symbol The same symbol has been seen at locations across the globe, starting with the appearance of a hologram on Rio de Janeiro's Sugarloaf mountain on Sunday, 20 October. A three-metre football displaying the sign then gouged a huge hole in the turf at London's amateur football hub Hackney Marshes 24 hours later, while New York City's Times Square was struck by similar images on the tourist spot's world famous digital billboards. Further sightings of the symbol have been witnessed in the Copacabana neighbourhood of Rio and on the Brazilian city's Santa Maria hill, but this is the first time that the mystery has spread to a professional football arena. Also repeatedly spotted at the locations has been the message: #WINNERTAKESEARTH

Wednesday 23 October 2013

President Jonathan sets up committee to probe Oduah car scandal

According to the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Reuben Abati, President Goodluck Jonathan has set up a three-man panel to investigate the N225million armoured car scandal involving aviation minister, Stella Oduah. Mr Abati said the panel will be chaired by the immediate past Head of Service, Sali Bello and will include the National Security Adviser, Colonel Sambo Dasuki, and Air Vice Marshal Dik Iruenebere. The panel is to find out why the cars were bought and whether the procurement of the cars followed due process or not. Stella Oduah was conspicuously absent at today's Federal Executive Council meeting.

Tuesday 22 October 2013

Photo: D'banj checks out Beverly Osu's butt on stage

Beverly Osu was one of the special guests at the Hennessy Artistry finale on Saturday, October 19th, andjoined Dbanj on stage during his performance surprising the audience while dancing and singing along enthusiastically with the popular entertainer. At one point, the Kokomaster was photographed checking out Beverly's butt on stage...lol.

Kim & Kanye engaged. See Kim's 15-carat diamond engagement ring

It's official. Kim and Kanye are engaged! Kanye West proposed to his babymama Kim K on her 33rd birthday last night October 21 at San Francisco's AT&T Park where the family was celebrating her day. Kanye, who had first asked Kris Jenner for permission to marry her daughter and gotten her approval, surprised the birthday girl by getting down on one knee in front of her family and friends and proposed with a flawless 15-carat diamond ring designed by jeweler, Lorraine Schwartz. Kanye also used the field's jumbo screen to flash a "Pleease Marry Meee!!!" sign. It was a romantic evening as an orchestra played afterwards, with fireworks and roman candles exploding into the night sky. The stadium, which is home to the San Francisco Giants, was completely empty except for Kardashian close friends and family members (Hopefully it was captured for Keeping Up With The Kardashian show so we can watch)

Sunday 20 October 2013

Aviation minister in trouble

President Jonathan will soon order relevant government agencies to investigate the purchase of two bullet proof vehicles for the Minister of Aviation, Ms Stella Oduah, Punchreports. Special Adviser to the President on Political Matters, Ahmed Gulak, in an interview with Punch on Friday said President Jonathan would not shield the minister. Gulak, however, said the President would not take a decision on the fate of the embattled minister based on media reports. He said Jonathan’s decision would be based on verifiable facts, which could only be achieved when relevant government agencies investigate the matter. The presidential aide said Jonathan would not hesitate to show anybody found guilty of corruption or impunity the way out of his government. He assured Nigerians that the President was on top of the situation. He did not, however, disclose when the President would order the probe. He also did not name the agencies that would probe the allegation. Gulak said; “I can assure you that President Jonathan will not shield the minister or any government official for that matter if he receives information that is true. In this particular instance, the reports are in the media. But media reports are not enough to act on. The President is on top of the situation. He will direct appropriate authorities to investigate the matter. Anybody found wanting in terms of corruption or impunity, President Jonathan will not hesitate to show such person the way out of his government. “The most important thing is that such decision must be based on facts as provided by appropriate government agencies that will investigate, not based on media reports.”Culled from Punch

Saturday 19 October 2013

Three of Yinka Ayefele's band boys disappear in the US.

Three of Yinka Ayefele's band boys disappear in the US Gospel music styled secular singer, Yinka Ayefele left Nigeria on September 2nd with a 14-man band for a six-week musical tour of the US, which took them to New York, Washington, Houston, Atlanta, Baltimore, Maryland and Dallas. He returned to Nigeria this week with three band members missing. The three missing men according to a petition filed by Ayefele are: 1. The lead vocalist of Ayefele’s Merry-Makers Band, Solomon Motimoke popularly known as ‘Yatty’ who dumped the band while they were in Washington DC on 11th October. 2. Ojoyido Adegbenga Ezekiel (Keyboardist), who disappeared at the band’s hotel at Howard Johnson Inn on Rockaway Boulevard, New York on Tuesday, 15th October 3. Olusola Kayode Isaac (vocalist), who disappeared at the La-Guardiala Airport, New York on Monday, 14th October on his way from Houston.Yinke Ayefele has written to the US Homeland Security, asking them to track and deport these men.

2 Nigerian students back home after over a year in hiding in Canada

You guys remember the two Nigerian girls who have been in trouble with immigration authorities in Canada since June 2012 after they were caught working in Walmart? The girls, who were students of University of Regina, had student visas which only permitted them to work only on campus and not outside. They didn't know working outside campus was not permitted under the terms of their student visas and when they were caught, they were put under a deportation order Victoria Ordu and Favour Amadi (pictured above), have been in hiding for more than a year and took refuge in four different city churches hoping that the Canadian authorities will forgive them...but that didn't happen. The authorities refused to budge and the girls had no choice but to return to Nigeria. They left Saskatchewan yesterday Friday Oct 18th. They were scheduled to get on a plane to Nigeria last night, so they should be here by now.. According to the BBC, the University of Regina President, Vianne Timmons, was at the airport to say good-bye to the ladies. Timmons said the girls left voluntarily in the hope that doing so would allow them to return to Canada later. The University is vowing to help the students come back.

Thursday 17 October 2013

Pres. Jonathan welcomes Nigeria's election to UN Security Council

State House press release below President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan welcomes Nigeria’s election today to a non-permanent seat on the United Nations Security Council with a total of 186 out of a possible 193 votes. On behalf of the Federal Government and people of Nigeria, President Jonathan wishes to convey his sincere appreciation of the support of all member-countries of the United Nations who voted for Nigeria’s election to the Security Council. The President believes that today’s endorsement of Nigeria’s candidature for the Security Council seat by the vast majority of member-countries is a glowing expression of support and encouragement for Nigeria’s active participation in the promotion of peace, security and political stability in Africa and other parts of the world. This is the fourth time since it became independent in 1960 that Nigeria is being elected to the UN Security Council. It is also the second time (2010-2011 and 2014-2015) that Nigeria will be elected to the Council under the Jonathan Presidency. The President is particularly delighted by this historic victory and assures the global community that Nigeria, under his leadership, will continue to make very significant contributions towards the achievement and sustenance of global peace and security. Reuben Abati Special Adviser to the President (Media & Publicity)

Is D'banj working on a mix tape with Banky W, eLDee and M.I?

The Hennessy Artistry finale will take place this Saturday, October 19that The Federal Palace Hotel in VI, Lagos and Dbanj, who is this year’s headliner will do a mix tape with some of the past Hennessy Artistry headliners. Dbanj has been in the news lately for either hilarious videos, talking about Genevieve or getting customized designer shoes from international label designers.This Saturday, he has promised to blow the minds of guests who will attend the final lap of this year’s Artistry project. Continue... The mixtape might be a collection of all the Hennessy Artistry theme songs from “Like A Bottle” featuring music icon, Sir Shina Peters, Kas, Nnneka and others to this year’s “Raise Your Glasses” by Dbanj. Other performers include supporting acts, Olamide, Phyno, Kay Switch, Chidinma, Seyi Shay, Pucado, Vector, Sean Tizzle and Show Dem Camp.

Wednesday 16 October 2013

Chris Brown blasts Rihanna in new song

Last night Chris Brown released his previously unheard verse from DJ Khaled's single 'I'm Still' containing a clear and present shot at ex-girlfriend, Rihanna... On the verse Chris raps, "Every nigga in the industry done fucked my b***h/ And all my niggas said I told ya/Now all these rap niggas wanna be political/Nah, f**k that I'm a real lyrical/killer"Grow up, Chris Brown, she hasn't been with that many - only Drake, Kanye West, J.Cole, Eminem, ASAP Rocky, Ashton Kutcher, Matt Kemp, Justin Timberlake and Josh Hartnett (rumoured)... that's not everyone in the industry. *sigh*

Kim Kardashian 'doesn't qualify' for Hollywood Walk of Fame, says spokeswoman

During his interview on Jimmy Kimmel last week, Kanye said he doesn't understand why his reality star baby mama Kim Kardashian doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. "I want to shout out to the stars on the Walk of Fame because they said something about they're not going to put my girl on the Walk of Fame because she's a reality star. People are so so dated and not modern. There's no way Kim Kardashian shouldn't have a star on the Walk of Fame." Kanye said on Jimmy KimmelWell, Kanye now has his answer. According to Ana Martinez, a spokeswoman for the Walk and the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, Kim doesn't qualify to receive a star on the legendary sidewalk. Ana Martinez tells Yahoo's omg! "We don't have reality stars on the Walk of Fame. We don't have a category for it. We're happy to consider reality stars once they get nominated for, or win, an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar. We'll consider them when they're legitimate actors or singers. I know he loves her, and it's all very sweet, but she doesn't qualify. I hate to say it, but a lot of people just don't like her. No one has ever nominated her."

Anambra deportees sue Lagos Govt N1billion, ask for written apology

The 76 destitute who were deported a few months ago to Onitsha, Anambra state, by the Lagos State government have dragged the state government to a federal High Court, demanding N1 billion in compensation for the violation of their rights. They are also asking for a written apology to be published in Thisday, Vanguard and The Sun Newspapers continuously for 30 days. The deportees claimed they were arrested and detained for several months by the state government without being charged with any offense only to be deported to Anambra state and taken away from their families. Now they are asking a federal high court to order the Lagos state govt to compensate them and stop the government from further deporting them and accommodate them in Lagos The suit was filed by seven of the deportees on behalf of themselves and 69 others. Hearing on the suit has been set for next year January 29, 2014

Thursday 10 October 2013

Tragic-Youth corpers dies in fatal car accident on his way to his POP

A youth corps member died this morning in a fatal road accident that occurred at the Akwanga-Lafia road in Nasarawa State. The corper served in Karu local government in Nasarawa and was on his way to Lafia for the Batch C Passing Out Parade when he met his untimely death on the really bad road.. May his soul rest in peace...amen.

Sad-9 members of a family, 13 others killed in fresh attack in Plateau

A man and eight members of his family were attacked and killed in the early hours of this morning Thursday October 10th by men suspected to be cattle rustlers. The man identified as Tsok Gwom, who is a cattle rearer, lived in a community in the Bajin Kogi Forum District of Barkinladi LGA of Plateau State, was killed alongside his wife, his sister, one other woman, five children and the man's neighbour. Eyewitnesses said armed men numbering over 30 stormed the area around 2.00am and massacred the family. The gunshots they fire during the attack alerted vigilante members in the community who launched a reprisal attack, killing about 12 of the attackers. Confirming the incident, Police Public Relations officer in Plateau, Felicia Anslem, said policemen have been deployed to the area.

Congrat-See the Winner OF Davido's $3000 Skelewu Dance Competition

The Skelewu Crooner, Davido took to twitter to announce the winner, Kiddy Mizzy of his Skelewu dance competition and his plans to change his life. The O.B.O singer had stated on his various social media platforms that he would be giving out a cash sum of $3, 000 (N486,000) to any of his fans or group who can beat his dance moves on his new single, Skelewu. Davido even caused stampede on Youtubewith many trying to beat his dance moves and emerge the winner.

Wednesday 9 October 2013

Shame-Mob lynches three Nigerians for kidnapping in Bissau

“Death to Nigerians! Enough is enough, stop! The Nigerians must leave,” chanted the crowd. CAPTION: Armed security men with one of the Nigerians suspected to have kidnapped a child in Guinea-Bissau ... on Tuesday. Three Nigerians accused of kidnapping a child were lynched on Tuesday by an angry mob of young rioters in Bissau, according to a hospital source. The AFP reported that the trio was killed after the disappearance of a young boy on Tuesday morning in the capital of Guinea-Bissau. A rumour quickly spread across the city that the child had been taken by a group of Nigerians, prompting an angry crowd to gather which security forces were unable to control. An AFP journalist saw two of the Nigerian bodies in the morgue. Hundreds of angry rioters, mostly young and armed with stones and bottles, managed to grab one of the suspected kidnappers from a police car as officers stood by powerless, according to the AFP journalist. “Death to Nigerians! Enough is enough, stop! The Nigerians must leave,” chanted the crowd. Police fired warning shots and tear gas in an effort to disperse the mob, but they were unsuccessful. The police called for reinforcements and soldiers from the Economic Community of West African States currently in the country were deployed in the town and managed to restore some sense of calm in the afternoon. Nigeria’s embassy in Bissau, where many Nigerians sought refuge, was surrounded by security forces for protection. Many shop-owners in the city closed because of the violence. The latest abduction came at a tense time in Bissau, as in the past fortnight several kidnappings have been reported to the police. Abductions are currently an explosive topic, among the general population and on radio shows in Guinea-Bissau, prompting a number of rumours about who has been responsible for the disappearances. The authorities have enforced a travel ban on unaccompanied children and any adults travelling with infants who they cannot prove are relations are immediately arrested.PUNCH

Sunday 6 October 2013

storeway:-9-years old Boy Sneaks On Plane, Flies To Las Vegas!

US authorities are still trying to figure out how a nine-year-old boy from Minneapolis travelling alone, boarded a plane without a ticket and flew to Las Vegas. This happened Thursday morning at St. Paul International Airport, Minneapolis. Police said the boy was somehow able to get through three levels of security. The flight crew reportedly became suspicious of the boy during the flight, and contacted police, who met them in Las Vegas when the plane landed. Airport officials reviewed security footage and found out that the boy spent a good amount of time atthe airport before boarding the plane. CNN reports that the boy was at the airport the day before. He passed his time by taking luggage from a carousel, bringing it to an airport eatery and then ditching it, asking a server to watch the bag "while he went to the restroom." Then the following day the child took the train to the airport, cleared security and nearly made it to Las Vegas without detection. Police believe the boy is a runaway, and he was returned to his parents.

funny-moral joke

A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.” His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.” The Taxi driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money.” The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.!!” After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?.” She replied; “Most of them become Taxi drivers.

Saturday 5 October 2013

Funny-joke

HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now &then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na wa o" 3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!trust me,u will go places wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson.

Friday 4 October 2013

funny-more than a joke

(At a table in a restaurant, Akpors and a Lady having dinner) Akpors: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me? Lady: (stands up and lands a sound slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male species of marriage-able age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar I went to House on the Rock Church, from House on the Rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. l went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port-Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano. I joined hi-five, from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted; hoping you would show up! for where??? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact, I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!

Thursday 3 October 2013

sad-pastor shot dead before congregation

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TZdECM2FsZE/Ukm6_M3vh0I/AAAAAAAAB_Y/_FSy2GprnCs/s400/Pastor_Louisiana.jpg On Friday night, members of a church in Lake Charles, Louisiana were stunned as their pastor, Ronald J. Harris Sr., was fatally shot as he preached during a revival service. The shooting at about 8:20 p.m. was at Tabernacle of Praise Worship Center in Lake Charles, Calcasieu Parish Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Kim Myers said Saturday. Sixty- five people were inside at the time, including the victim's wife, said Chief Deputy Stitch Guillory. Myers said Pastor Ronald J. Harris Sr. was shot twice by the gunman. The man went into the church while Harris was preaching and "walked up to him and shot him at close range," Myers said. The suspect shot him again when Harris fell to the floor. Karey, a 53-year-old resident of Lake Charles, has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder. He was transported to Calcasieu Correctional Center where his bail was set at $1 million. Deputies have no information on a motive or on whether the preacher and suspect knew each other, Myers said. The pastor was pronounced dead at the scene

C-O-N-G-R-A-T-S! "I have married One of the 8,000 protesting Widows and Divorcees". - Zamfara Governor. **My friend and people in govt, if you have vancancy in your house, please join my fotsteep. The Executive Governor of Zamfara state Alhaji Abdul-aziz Yari has picked one of the 8000 protesting Widows/divorced women in Zamfara state as wife. He encouraged his friends and those in government who have vacancy in their homes to follow his footstep in order to reduce the number of divorced women in the state. This leaves Zamfara with 7,999 widow and Divorcee who are looking for husband with vigour...... It was reported last week that over 80000 women protest over husband scarcity in Zamfara.

Wednesday 2 October 2013

Wenger hails 'amazing' Ozil after Napoli win The German scored his first goal in Arsenal colours before setting up Olivier Giroud as an early Gunners surge saw off the Italians with surprising ease Arsene Wengerheaped praise on Mesut Ozil's all-action display in Arsenal's 2-0 Champions League victory over Napoli. The Germany international midfielder scored his first goal for the club since his deadline-day move from Real Madrid when he side-footed home superbly from Aaron Ramsey's cross with just eight minutes gone. Ozil, Arsenal's record signing, then turned provider as his cut back allowed Olivier Giroud to tap home seven minutes later to ensure Wenger celebrated 17 years in charge of the club in style. Arsenal were more conservative in their approach in the second half against Rafael Benitez's side as the Premier League leaders looked to retain their comfortable advantage. Wenger was particularly glowing in his appraisal of Ozil's performance after the game, as he toldSky Sports: "In the) first half he was absolutely amazing. "Everything was in there. Collective skill, individual skill, finishing. All that you dream to see in the stand when you come to see football. "It's good [for Ozil to get his first goal]. When you take too long to score it is on your mind but he got rid of that." Arsenal now top Group F after defeating Marseille 2-1 in their opening fixture. Wenger believes the club's next two fixtures in the Champions League against Borussia Dortmund are crucial to their progress to the round of 16. "We can not start any better," he continued. "The next two will be the deciders. "We want to come back after the international break and play like that against Dortmund."

No fewer than eight persons were feared drowned, yesterday, after a commercial boat capsized around Apapa area of Lagos. The engine boat conveying passengers, majority of whom were traders, was reportedly coming from Sagbokoji Village, when tragedy struck. Lagos State Police Command said only two persons were suspected to have drowned in the boat mishap, while seven persons were rescued. It was revealed that the commercial boat, conveying about 19 passengers, left the village at 7.30a.m., heading towards Lagoon area of Apapa. Midway into the journey, the boat reportedly developed a fault, but the operators assured the passengers they would fix it. Apprehension, however, set in when it became apparent that the boat operators could not rectify the problem. Some of the panic stricken passengers, who could swim, reportedly plunged into the river before the boat reportedly capsized at about 8a.m. Fishermen around the area reportedly rescued some of the passengers. Eyewitnesses said about nine persons were rescued and conveyed to their destinations. One of the rescued passengers included a young girl that was said to be carrying dried fish to an unknown destination for sale. Identities of some of those suspected to have drowned were given as Toume, Fajuwa and Tomiwa. When contacted, Lagos State Deputy Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Damasus Ozoani, confirmed the incident, stating that information at his disposal had it that two persons were suspected drowned. He said rescue operation by operatives of the Marine Police was still on. As at 4.30pm, bodies of some of the victims were yet to be recovered

Tuesday 1 October 2013

Akpos wan die? A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist? Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE! Bad Mood Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’. A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back. Letter Bomb! Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs. Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.” Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.” Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!” Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you! Today’s lesson at school is Animal science Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called? Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby. The Exam During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam.. Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks. Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For copying. Akpors: How do you know that I was copying? Teacher: I saw you looking under the table. Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “. Akpos Papa Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do??? Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell ” LION ” Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO

Everybody seems to know the problems of Nigeria,but no one seems to know the solution,according to the 2006 national census figures,Nigeria has over 150million problem,which makes u one of her problem..you can render a solution to her by being a solution to urself,ur family and those around you. All she needs from you is patriotism,just like our past heros,heroins,and nationalist,among them were Herbert Macaulay,Nnamdi Azikiwe;Obafemi Awolowo,Amadu Bellow,joseph Tarka,Ernest Okilo,JaJa of Opobo.and others who fought against British rule with all they had. Just as it was written in the holy bible,i concur,''my people perish cause of lack of knowledge''this great country will perish if her citizens don't get adequate knowledge of the history of Nigeria and the role Nigeria Nationalist played to expose the wickedNess of the British administration in Nigeria and won the opinion of the civilized world over their cause to the realization of what is today known as Nigeria. As a Nigeria citizen,its part of your fundamental human right to know her history and struggles of our heroes past,write them in the tablets of your heart,understanding this,you will never be part and parcel of any activity that will bring peril,and threaten the peace,unity and existence of our great nation. This memorable occasion,which we celebrate today,which witnessed the reality of the country independence,took place on October 1, 1960,the British flag,union Jack,was lowered and Nigerian flag Green and White colour hoisted,symboising sovereignty of Nigeria state. I want to seize this opportunity to wish all of you a jocund independence anniversary celebration,Nigeria #@53, and Ebonyi state #@17. Long live Nigeria,long live Ebonyi state,stay blessed and God bless you. . . .