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=«AKPORS CHATTING ON FACEBOOK»= Sonia: Hey- Akpors: Who's Hey?, don't ever call me hey again! Sonia: Sorry! My Love, how are you doing?? Akpors: I'm Fine! And You?? Sonia: I'm fine, but I need something from you Akpors: What??? Sonia: Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k? Akpors: 15k for what?? Sonia: 5k for my Cloth, 7k for my Hair and 3k for my Shoe Akpors: sure my love, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k.count it, its complete and take extra 2k. k,k that's for your perfume, I didn't like the way your Body smells Last Nite...........

Aliko Dangote made $9.2billion in 2013 alone, now worth $30billion

According to a Bloomberg report that was released today, Africa's richest man & founder of Dangote Group, Aliko Dangote, made $9.2billion in 2013 alone, raising his fortune to over $30billion and making him the 30th richest person in the world. Bill Gates is back to being the richest man in the world after making $15.8 billion in 2013 alone and raising his fortune to $78.5 billion. Bloomberg’s billionaires index showed that the 300 richest people in the world increased their wealth by $524 billion in 2013 and the aggregate net worth of the world’s top billionaires stood at $3.7 trillion at the close of market on December 31.

Graduate commits suicide over woman in Ikorodu

According to a report by PM News, a graduate of Architecture, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ogunsona Daniel Adekunle Adebambo (pictured above) committed suicide by hanging himself in an uncompleted storey building yesterday January 1st 2014. According to the report, the body of the 30 year old man was found around 1 a.m. yesterday dangling from a rope tied to the hook of a fan in an uncompleted storey building at 1, Alice Ogunsona Street, Hilltop Estate, Eruwen, Ikorodu. His body was found by his younger brother after reading the suicide not he wrote and left at their home. Continue... The deceased allegedly killed himself because his girlfriend’s father refused to allow him marry his daughter. According to the story, the girlfriend's father, who is from Ondo state, said Bambo couldn't marry his daughter because he's from Ijebu, Ogun State. Some people do not believe that's the reason he killed himself. A resident of the Hilltop Estate who said he participated in bringing down Adebambo’s body from the ceiling, recalled that he was dead and stiff when they brought him down. "When the family raised an alarm and we came here, he was already foaming in his mouth and his hand was clenched in a fist. This signified that he struggled till he died,” he said.

How Kim Jong-Un killed his uncle: had him stripped naked, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by dogs

According to new reports coming out of China, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un stripped his 'traitor' uncle naked and fed him to a pack of 120 dogs which had been starved for three days. 67 year old Jang Song Thaek, (pictured left) who until his execution on Dec. 12th was the leader's adviser and the country's second most powerful man, was accused of trying to overthrow the government. Thaek and five close aides faced a military tribunal, were found guilty of treason and sentencedto death. It's now being reported byChinese newspaper Wen Wei Pothat the men were stripped naked and thrown into a cage where they were eaten alive by a pack of dogs in a punishment called 'quan jue', or execution by dogs. The paper claim it took the dogs over an hour to eat them alive.

Police arrest Rivers lawmaker, Chidi Lloyd, over alleged murder of 2 people

Chidi Lloyd, the Rivers State lawmaker who was arrestedfor hitting his colleague with a mace during the mayhem at Rivers State Assembly in July 2013, is in trouble again. The River State Police Command has arrested him for the alleged murder of 2 people, one Kingsley Ejeuo and police sergeant Urang Obadiah. In a statement issued by the Rivers State police, Chidi Lloyd is accused of knocking down and killing the police sergeant while pursuing Kingsley Ejeuo who he also killed. The statement below... “The Rivers State Police Command has arrested Hon. Chidi Llyod of the Rivers State House of Assembly for murder of police Sgt. Urang Obediah and Mr. Kingsley Ejeuo, his kinsman and arch political opponent. He was arrested on his way to join Governor Amaechi Rotimi in his private jet at the Airforce Base to escape justice. “Hon. Chidi Lloyd on December 30, 2013 while pursing his political opponent, knocked down Sgt. Urang Obadiah, in spite of his effort to stop him, rammed and killed him and went ahead to crush the Passat car of Mr. Kingsley Ejeuo was driving and killed him. “Initially the Police thought that it was a mere accident, which ought to have been a manslaughter. The Commissioner of Police directed ACP Aliyu Garba, the Area Commander Metro, to visit him in his hospital bed and commiserate with him, conscious of what he did, Chidi Lloyd relocated to another hospital. “Facts emerged that Chidi Lloyd drove a bullet-proof vehicle while pursuing his political opponent, late Mr Kingsley Ejeuo, and he (Lloyd) knocked down Sgt. Urang Obediah, who died on the spot and (Lloyd) moved ahead to smash a political opponent in his Passat car who equally died instantly." The police command also claimed in the statement that Chidi Lloyd escaped from the hospital where he was being guarded by four policemen. He is currently in police custody.

Joke:just for fun

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN POST AND A NAIJA post on a thread!UK PAGE....Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from Uk,i love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him... But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do? COMMENTS:*James silva: I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication,*Sarah water: Oh my dear,sorry about that..Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.*Michael paper: well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin ..NAIJA PAGE !My name is Amina, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! No insults oo,.COMMENTS:*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?. Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood, shame on u,*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no. 0708312455*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, standnii*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger(pinmouth)*Amaka Achebe : Ur a prostitute, u need deliverance! TRUE OR FALSE?

Plane that broke down on Abuja runway was carrying bulletproof cars

The Saudi Arabian plane that broke downon the runway of the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport on the 4th of December leading to the closure of the airport for over 20 hours was carrying 5 set of bulletproof cars weighing 58 tonnes and another set of five bullet proof cars weighing 42 tonnes, according to the Saudi Arabian Embassy. In a bid to clear the air, the Embassy released a press release stating the content and who owned them. The statement in part reads “The goods were a portion of a supply contract for 10 bullet-proof cars to a government agency in Nigeria, which were to be conveyed from Sharjah (UAE) via Abuja, through Fast Forward Cargo US UAC, to Defence Industries of Nigeria (DICON), 45 Ahmadu Bello Way, Kaduna, through the company’s contact person: Mr Nwajpudu Livinston/CCC. The goods were manufactured in South Africa.”The aircraft broke down at about9.19 pmon the runway immediately it landed. Security officials and agencies have kept mum on the issue since the incident happened.